Everybody has their greatest intercourse story, however there are far and few occasions that you simply get to share that have on-line. We dug up a few of the craziest, hottest and weirdest “best sex ever” tales from the depths of Reddit and it is time to learn how your intercourse life measures up. Check out the gallery under to see these attractive tales and tell us what you consider these individuals’s sexiest moments within the feedback part on Fb.
“My best sex ever was last year. It was with my GF of over 6 years now. She just surprised me and I didn’t expect it at all. She was all naked on the bed when I got home. She bought a new dildo and a butt plug and we took several hours to slowly widen her anus. And that was like the 3 time we tried anal, it was a whole different story! And we were making out the entire time and so on. Next day my penis hurt.”
“I’ve talked about it briefly once before, but my best was with a woman I had a short relationship with. She lived an hour away, and I’d drive to her place once and sometimes twice a week to drink with her roommate and friends and would stay over. We used to have sex all night until the sky was turning that deep blue color, then we’d sleep for a few hours and start again when we woke up. One day I told her about remote-controlled vibrators, and she was at first in disbelief but was super curious. The next time I went over for drinks with her friends, she passed me a small remote and whispered to me that what it controlled was already inside her. So for the duration of the evening I would occasionally press the button and watch her reaction. When we finally did go to bed she was practically feral; we had really great, aggressive/passionate sex that night, that just left us both insensate; sex the next morning hurt so bad but was still amazing. She was an amazing person and I’ll always remember time spent with her.”
“I ate way too many pot brownies and fucked. felt like i nutted in another dimension. Interdimensional nut.”
“A couple weeks ago I had sex on a beach under a haloed full moon while tripping balls on LSD.”
“1992: I was in my mid-20’s. At a coffeehouse, somewhat younger woman comes up and starts talking to me. Skinny (I like) but not pretty at all. Seems friendly. She’s dropped out of college and is home in my town, living with her parents, bored, at sea, unhappy. Being the ever practical sort, I’m like “properly, take child steps to get your life so as,” and she’s like “sure, that is why I am speaking to you.”
Within about half an hour we’re back at my house. Something about the smell of her was absolutely intoxicating: even with her clothes on, from up close one whiff was like instant aphrodisiac. Clothes off and with my face buried between her legs, it was like some kind of science fiction sex chemical. Within minutes I’m balls-deep in her, and she’s milking my dick with some truly impressive vaginal muscles. She was a squirter, something I’d never known about before, so just as I’m trying to hold back long enough for her to cum, she lets loose this torrent of fluid all over my belly and balls. I blew up like a supernova. We went at it six or seven more times that night, her getting wetter each time with her own fluid and the quart or so of cum I’d pumped into her.
In the morning, I took her from behind and went as slowly as I possibly could, inching my cock in and out of her on like a two-minute cycle. Every time I got all the way in, she’d cum and squirt a little and pulse all around my cock until I came again. I don’t think I had any actual semen left at this point. This happened about ten times, until both of us lost all muscular control and she fell face-down on the bed with me on top of her and inside of her, both of us motionless except for her vagina pulsing and squeezing me. I figured I was done for a week.
And then I felt it, like a distant wave coming unstoppably. Over the next five or so minutes it got closer and closer, as she stroked me up and down with vaginal contractions while we otherwise remained still. Then all at once it just blasted out of me, what felt like another quart of semen, pump after pump after pump. She said I cried out like some kind of animal, but I don’t remember that. We lay there afterward for about half an hour, until my cock finally lost enough tension to slip out of her. I sat up, my entire body sore, and looked down, and her vagina was like an open cup holding all of that semen. She was quite hairy; it was beautiful, and I can still remember it clear as day.
We showered together and I never saw her again. But now I’m at work and I have a giant boner.”
“Best sex was with a partner who showed a lot of enthusiasm for sex and my pleasure in general. There was no pressure to orgasm (though I always did). We’d fool around off and on for hours. We just enjoyed each other’s bodies and got off on each other’s pleasure. I miss that kind of sex.”
“The best sex of my life was actually last weekend. Oddly enough, my boyfriend and I have the best sex when we’re drunk – I think it has something to do with my lack if inhibitions once alcohol enters the equation. We went to a Halloween get together with some of my friends at a little cabin in the woods tucked away in the mountains, and, as the only couple, my boyfriend and I got the master bedroom on the top floor of the cabin. We fucked for an hour and a half in bed, both cumming multiple times, until finally I tapped out, exhausted. He stepped onto the balcony off the bedroom for a smoke, and I, still naked, leaned over the railing to catch my breath. I didn’t even notice when he came up behind me and started fucking me over the railing. Every time he tried to pull away, I reached back and grabbed his ass and rammed him harder into me until he came again. He leaned back against the glass door to the porch for a breather, and I pushed my ass back, pinning him against the door and fucking my own ass while he held onto my hips and stood paralyzed against the door. Then we curled up on the bed and spooned until we fell asleep. I’m positive our friends heard the whole thing, but they were kind enough to not mention it the next morning.”
“Ex gf someday determined it was bj day. She would do her factor till I acquired shut after which would cease and go away for 10 minutes. She would then come again and do it once more. She did this for a minimum of 2 hours and when she lastly completed it was intense.
“My spouse had by no means had anybody eat her out earlier than. I assumed it was one thing everybody had executed sooner or later for his or her lady, appears I used to be fallacious. Anyway, I’ll city and she or he squirts like she’s making an attempt to drown me. She had by no means completed it earlier than, however many occasions since. Sex after the primary time was superb.”
“One of the best intercourse I’ve had was with this Guyanese woman i met on Tinder. Once I first noticed her footage, I assumed to myself she wasn’t that scorching. I made a decision to satisfy her anyway after few days of texting and telephone calls. She was prettier than within the image (often it’s the different means round). I came upon she was divorced, got here out of an abusive relationship and it has been some time she has been with one other man. Part of me was involved about this. And she or he was an excessive amount of of a pleasant woman (that is what I assumed lol). There was a robust chemistry between us. After dinner, and drive to the park- we began making out closely. She was a passionate kisser- my lips have been hurting. Each of us have been actually turned on. She did not not need to do something that night time. So we determined to take it sluggish. We simply went to my house -just to relax and watch a film. After a while we began making out wildly. I simply took her to my bed room – we made out passionately- took one another’s garments off. Her tits have been pure and large. After sucking on them for some time, I made a decision to go down on her. She did style good and I used to be there for some time. She advised me she had by no means had that have earlier than. three orgasms simply from me giving her oral. She was flapping her legs everywhere in the mattress. She even kicked the wall very exhausting. I used to be partly scared that she may kick my face in pleasure. Principally I used to be excited. After I used to be accomplished my enterprise down there it was her flip. She slowly moved down my physique. And when she went down on me – it was f-ing wild. She did this factor together with her tooth and tongue – it’s exhausting to elucidate however maybe probably the greatest BJs I ever acquired. Then got here the missionary plus a ton of different positions. It was wild and passionate. I needed to go sluggish as I used to be involved that she wouldn’t prefer it. However she simply requested me to go more durable (and she or he was not drunk). It was like hardcore porn star drilling. And once I got here after 30 minutes it was the most effective orgasm I had. I dropped her off at her place that night time. I felt like a fucking rockstar. She went out of city after that. After which she was again I moved. It was one of the best intercourse. Simply scripting this story provides me a hard-on.”
“Truly a woman from reddit. We each had posted NSFW footage and solely actually knew what one another appeared from the shoulders down. We chatted and obtained alongside, so we met for ice cream. She was actually cute, so I am glad I took the danger. Couple of dates later and she or he was principally an ideal match for me sexually. There have been no limits between us, every gave and took from the opposite, by no means having sufficient. Seeing her sip whiskey whereas watching basic films, this was Netflix and chill earlier than it was a hashtag or halloween costume. It has been years, however Gaslight Anthem will get me onerous as a result of I nonetheless hear her moans in concord with the music. We noticed one another for somewhat and issues occur as they do. We’re nonetheless nice associates and I attempt to meet her for espresso every time I am visiting again east.”
“My greatest intercourse was with a FWB who was not likely lively throughout intercourse originally of our relationship however after some good talks, she turned far more lively within the second. That is when she actually received me going. She would name my identify and information my hips whereas I fucked her and even once we have been simply making out, she’d tug on my shirt and bit my lip. She then began wanting up new intercourse positions and at some point (which was a number of the greatest head i ever received) she introduced me into her mother and father room and that i sat on their mattress and look into the mirror dealing with the mattress as she sucked me dry. For sure i got here throughout her face. So the perfect intercourse I ever had was with a woman who was lively and took cost. It was extra “we’re having sex” than “I’m fucking her” and god was it good.”
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